when u find someone else into the same really disgusting things as you


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but imagine if we had tiny little dragons

the size of puppies

and they would go wherever we went sitting on our shoulders and hissing at everyone who tried to touch you because you’re their most special thing in the universe and they are so tiny it’s ridiculously cute

the fact that this post has more notes than i ever expected makes me really glad 

I think you’re describing a parrot.

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#yeah basically
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#smt #megaten




colbert: love master.

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#whoa full dad mode


White Zombie (Victor Halperin, 1932)

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general protip: there is one thing that requires twelve years of post-graduate education to do, and it ain’t pushing out a baby

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#~*~as a mom~*~ WHAT?
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#lemurs #eating #nomnomnom #fruit #grapes